There's been a weird trend lately of people getting kicked in the face.

There was the guy who got kicked in the head and robbed by two people outside of Newby's, then another dude got kicked in the face, then some girl got REALLY kick in the face, either by her sister or her boyfriend. (Once she heals, it's straight to the "Jerry Springer Show.")

It's as if there's an evil karate class that's escaped their dojo.

I decided to investigate (on the web), and found a martial arts website titled, "In My Dojo, Cheaters and Failures are Welcome."

(http://www.martialdevelopment.com/blog/in-my-dojo-cheaters-are-welcome/)

That's got to be the problem.  In my Dojo, cheating and failure are not tolerated, and neither is kicking people in the face and taking their wallets.

There is one exception:  Some guy tried to run out on his bill at a Panama City Beach Waffle House Wednesday night.  Other customers chased him down and held him until the police got there.  What you might not know is that if you walk (or run) out on your tab or check, it's the waitresses who have to pay for it.  So basically, this guy was stealing from a Waffle House waitress.  You can kick him in the face if you want.